Monday, April 28, 2025

CUMINALONE the Gooner
















Pretty much every picture this guy has posted
Is of him yanking his fat cock,
Which is a good thing 'cause it's a good one.
One of the prettiest I've ever seen.
I remember I had a couple of pictures of him
Participating in a huge circle jerk with
A group of fellow well-endowed Gooners.
If I can ever find it again, I'll add it here.
For now, here's a collection of his many solos.














Not sure, but from what he's said
Sounds like he doesn't fuck or suck,
Or not much 'cept early on,
But he's open to frotting. 
(All extrapolation on my part.)
I like his face too, with his strong stare,
Though he doesn't show it much.
He's Mestizo, Indigenous American
And Spanish ancestry.
Nice body without being showy.
Not beyond criticizing himself
Or passing on unflattering comments 
Jealous assholes fling at him.
A truly humble Angelino 
Who knows what gets him off
And doesn't mind sharing his pleasure,
But only on his own terms. 
A true Hero, 
Always proud of his foreskin.
In his own words:
Solosexual Masturbator.










Finally found evidence of his fucking.
Only one shot five years ago.
Somewhere there might be more.
Says he lapped up his spooge after.



Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Val Kilmer in Twixt

Val Kilmer (31 December 1959 - 1 April 2025) RIP

in his last major and finest film

TWIXT (2011, Francis Coppola)












My favorite of Coppola's four late masterpieces.

Lovely, haunting and deeply personal,

With echoes of Dreyer's Vampyr, intentional or not.

Kilmer as the most truthful yet surrogate for FFC.

Though Val's own ex-wife plays his wife,

The trauma is Coppola's over Giancarlo's death.

The boating accident that destroyed

Griffin O'Neal's life as well.



The scene where she threatens to sell his priceless
Copy of Whitman's Leaves of Grass
Is devastatingly funny and grim.
All praise to Joanne Whalley & Val Kilmer!