There once was a Pup named Vic Banker,
whose Butt showed a prominent Canker;
when he sat on the Zit,
he threw a loud Fit,
as it would hamper
the Fucking he'd hanker.
That muscled young Rent Boy, Vic Banker,
once entranced a notorious Wanker;
though he gave him fierce Clothes,
Dave still paid through the Nose,
as his Slick wasn't spilled from a Tanker.